Sometimes its hard to be a sheila
Carrying all yer diesel in just one can
You'll need a shotgun
if you want to have fun
when you go to the pub
to get a man.
But when yer get one you'll be washin
Filthy workin clothes by hand
And if you root him
Oh make sandwiches for him
with lots of sauce
and shitloads of ham.
Stock up on ham!
Give him two eggs in cling wrap
and something cold to drink from
for smoko and at lunch time
Buy lots of cans!
Fill the esky with heaps of ice blocks
Keep buying all the beer you can
And try not to look
at his sock tan.
at his sock tan.
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