Duncan Solves A Problem

On Saturday we to go Coral Bay; en route, bouncing along a sand track:

D:  Do you have a spare squid jig baby!

A:  Yes, I have two.

D:  Oh baby! I definitely need to marry you now!

A:  You crack me up.

D:  Seriously! Let's talk about this!

A:  Squid jigs?

D:  I'm just saying I would not be averse to marrying you!

A:  Being good at fishing together is not sufficient grounds for getting married!

D:  It would solve the problem of how to introduce you to people!

      (I collapse in hysterics)

D:  Why are you laughing! Stop it! I have feelings!

A:  I'm not being proposed to in a ute! Also I don't see a ring or a bended knee!
D:  I'll take that into consideration! Google the Coral Bay tide times!