In case you ever have to clean a public toilet complex, here are some handy tips:
If a Greyhound bus has pulled in at any point during the day, put on a full-body hazchem suit, as the passengers have been "holding it in" for 2 days, then eaten the roadhouse crumbed chicken sausages (I use the word "chicken" loosely), then raced as fast as their deep vein thrombotic legs can carry them to go and explode on or near the toilet. A blowtorch is the best tool for getting caked-on poo off walls etc.
Japanese people become quite excitable around toilet paper and will use it in a gaily celebratory fashion, tearing off thousands of tiny bits of toilet paper and flinging them cheerfully about the room like cherry festival time, where they stick to any freshly sprayed poo explosions.
Men regard the toilet area as basically a room where you go and wee and poo wherever you like, regardless of any actual plumbing facilities that have been installed. Their inexplicable penchant for having sex in toilet blocks also frequently results in unusual and alarming biological specimen deposits, not always where you might expect (heads up!). Before entering the men's block it's always best to call out a warning in case there are shenanigans going on which you would prefer not to have burned into your mind for the rest of your life.
Once you have cleaned a public toilet block, you realise that everything your nanna ever said about picking up deadly or necrotic genital diseases from toilet seats is true. Unless you carry a personal napalm cleaning device, I would suggest healthier alternatives such as bushes. After cleaning a public toilet, you should take a Silkwood style three hour chlorine scrub shower and then not touch any part of your own body again for at least two days.
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