Having sorted me out with a spare dog, Cameron has decided to throw in a spare bloke as well -
his friend Gary. "Yoo two'll get on like a hoose on fire!" (hmm, must be an old fire brigade joke).
I quickly pulled out my outback checklist:
A: OK. Has he got a plane?
C: Noo! But he's got six motorcycles and he's a mechanic.
A: Hmm. Diesel?
C: Aye.
A: How many current restraining orders has he got?
C: None!
A: Teeth?
C: Most of them.
A: Well it's amazing no one's snapped him up already.
Then Cameron said something about "bringing him round tomorrow after I've given him a bath because he's been sleeping under hoose". I'm pretty sure he was talking about the dog, not Gary, but around here it could easily be either, or both.
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